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\* Headlines! \* %IMPRESSIVE Outrageous Funkadellic Mega-Cool Erotic Tensile Sensual Sexual Titanic Collosal Gargantuan Amazing Astounding Terrific Incredible Multi-Colored Prismatic Chromatic Esoteric Indian-Style Splendiferous Splendid Ghastly Extraordinary Ultra-Modern Modernized Cremated Pasteurized Homogenizd Techno-Funk Disco-Freak Halo-Bearing Ex-Military Fantastic Psychedellic Monumental Far-Fetched Mesmerising Theatrical Hypnotic Earth-Shattering %UNUSUAL Bizarre Strange Weird Wacky Crazy Freaky Emaciated Mangled Deluded Non-Human Condemned Hallucenagenic Way-Out Buggy Toxic Tweaked Lead-Cased Stuffed Churned Beaten Grotesque Devilish Barbaric Loopy Eerie Surreal Gothic Foggy-Eyed Gloomy Large-Scale Big-Time Cheesy Preposterous Guilty Wigged-Out Just Plain Crazy Down-Home Home-Cooked USA-Made Home-Style Beefy Streamlined %BADTIME Night of Terror Year of Ecstacy Day of Agony Minute of Solitude One Second of Delight A Mere Minute One Country Hour Night of Horror Night of Bondage Night of Moon-Crazy, Gut-Spilling, Psycho-Terror Agonizing Weekend Blood-Curdling Afternoon Groin-Weakening Morn‚Äô Teeth-Shattering Eve Numbing Hour Ripped Evening \NUMBER Terrible Hours \NUMBER1 Shocking Weeks \NUMBER1 Bloody Days \NUMBER1 Damn Days \NUMBER1 Lunar Cycles \NUMBER1 Solar Years \NUMBER1 Solstice Periods \NUMBER1 Gosh-Darn Minutes \NUMBER2 Horrific Days Bloodbath Insurgency Meeting Terrorist Conspiracy Political Scheming Espionage Meeting Blur-Crazy Dillema Rip-Snortin‚Äô Celebration Stein-Tilting Spree Freaked-Out Episode Off-The-Edge Party Over-the-Top Lunch Date Tupperware Party Overkill PCP Experience Lesbian Love-Party Drunken Rampage Deadly Drugfest Colon-Puckering Terror Four-Way Love-Fest Three-Way Sex-Fest Brazen Booze-Binge Killer X-Ray Storm Gut-Splattering Hostage Situation Spine-Cracking Court Action Thorough Butt-Kicking %ATTRACTIVE Sexy Delicious Steamy Sun-Tanned Oil-Coated Sultry Moanful Hot Slutty Slippery Sweat-Drenched Hard Core Tasty Tempting Bimboid Coozy Woozy %MATTRACTIVE Manly Hunky Studly Well-Hung Bleached-Blonde Hard Blond Dark Erect Pumped Capable Sterile Body-Building (2)\ATTRACTIVE %FATTRACTIVE Bawdy Dripping Busty Chesty G-String Clad Silicon-Boobed Sagging-Butt Over-Thirty Man-Hungry Barefoot Pregnant Pre-Menstrual PMS-Stricken Loose Blonde Cheap Randy Gooey (2)\ATTRACTIVE %MATTRACTIVEPERSON{s} \MATTRACTIVE Boy{|s} \MATTRACTIVE Gay{|s} \MATTRACTIVE Freak{|s} \MATTRACTIVE Dude{|s} \MATTRACTIVE GQ Model{|s} \MATTRACTIVE Stud{|s} \MATTRACTIVE M{an|en} \MATTRACTIVE Hunk{|s} \MATTRACTIVE God{|s} %FATTRACTIVEPERSON{s} \FATTRACTIVE Girl{|s} \FATTRACTIVE Young Wom{an|en} \FATTRACTIVE Huss{y|ies} \FATTRACTIVE Slut{|s} \FATTRACTIVE Trollop{|s} \FATTRACTIVE Tart{|s} \FATTRACTIVE Lesbo{|s} \FATTRACTIVE Goddess{|es} \FATTRACTIVE Babe{|s} %ATTRACTIVEPERSON{s} \FATTRACTIVEPERSON/& \MATTRACTIVEPERSON/& %SPIRITUAL Spiritual Spaced-Out Pin-Headed Tea-Leaf Reader Clairvoyant Telepathic Telekinetic Psychic New Age Bead-Reading Far-Out Out-There Nutty Strange Friggin‚Äô Goddamn-Crazy %RELATIVE Father Bro Cuz Homeboy Homegirl Homie Gang-Member Church-Freak Tattoo Artist Garbage Man Meter-Reader Sparklett‚Äôs Man Tea Salesman Pillow Fluffer Tombstone Carver Uncle Grandfather Ship Captain Trash Collector Grandmother Son Daughter Mother Aunt Postman Accountant Dog Catcher IRS Man Hairdresser Chauffeur Cousin Butcher Baker Candlestick Maker Director Actor Axe-Grinder Flea-Trainer Guitar Player Drummer Rush Fan Yes Fan Yes Roadie Alice Cooper Roadie ABWH Sound Man Poop-Scooper Lamp-Lighter Metaphysicist Statue Sculpture Hairdoo Producer Iron Worker Car Salesman Lamborghini Mechanic Mercedes Mechanic Drunk In-Law Liquor-Store Owner Pool Attendant Squire IBM Nerd Business Clone Projectionist Studio Executive Milkman Air-Force Colonel Four-Star General Dung-Scooper Prison Guard Rodney King Supporter Biker Mountain Climber Sex-Shoppe Owner Storage-Unit Manager Highway Worker Janitor Redneck Bartender Room-Service Waiter Recording Studio Janitor Cleaning Lady Nanny Clinic Operator Fundamentalist Bible-Thumper Stoner Literary Agent Undertaker Hit Man Liberal Hippie Flower-Child Moonie Trekkie Groupie Anarchist Dish Washer Meat Packer Landscaper Civil-Service Employee Marine Fighter Pilot Spelunker Miner Alchemist Ice-Carver %WEAPON{a} (3)\SILLYWEAPON/& (5)\REALWEAPON/& %REALWEAPON{a} {|a }Steak Knife {|a }Meat Mallet {|a }Meat Cleaver {|a }Hatchet {|a }Machete {|an }Electric Drill {|an }M-16 Rifle {|a }Crossbow {|a }Stun-Gun {|a }Tear-Gas {|a }.44-Magnum {|a }.357 Snub-Nose {|a }Neutron Ray-Gun {|a }Bird-Feeder {|a }Chainsaw {|a }Samurai Sword {|an }Axe {|a }Machine Gun {|a }Screwdriver {|a }Rake {|a }Blender %SILLYWEAPON{a} {|a }Wet Noodle {|a }Used Condom {|an }Anti-Tank Weapon {|a }Pickup Truck {|a }Goldfish Bowl Granola Jell-O Dog Turd Cracker Buns {|a }Twinkie {|a }Dung Sandwich Lamb Entrails {|a }Phased Plasma Rifle Cocoa Puffs {|a }Small Farm Animal {|a }Paintbrush Toilet Paper {|a }Pointy Stick {|a }Jalape√±o Pepper {|a }Yarn Ball {|a }Fry Basket {|a }Blackboard {|a }Pi√±ata {|a }Jimmy Carter Doll {|an }Ultra-Man Costume {|a }Lost-In-Space Ray Gun {|a }Bad Movie {|an }IBM Mainframe {|a }Chrome Trailer Hitch {|a }Garden Hose {|a }Japanese Lantern {|a }Golf Club {|a }Macintosh Plus {|a }Mac 128K {|a }Quarda 950 {|a }Macintosh Cyklone {|a }Xerox Executive {|a }Theatre Seat {|a }Jar of Espresso Beans {|a }Rack of Earrings {|a }Hot-Water Heater {|a }Hot Water Bottle {|a }Toaster Over {|a }Toyota Corolla Stick Shift {|a }Polyester Pant-Suit Stale French Bread {|a }Stuffed Animal {|a }Boston Cream Pie {|a }Sponge Cake \FRUIT/& %GHOST{s} Ghost{|s} Evil Spirit{|s} Demon{|s} Phantom{|s} Spectre{|s} Banshee{|s} Moaning Noise{|s} Spook{|s} Spirit{|s} Bugger{|s} Wraith{|s} Requiem{|s} Robed-Roamer{|s} Hooded Sheet{|s} Gray Ooze{|s} Lurker{|s} Stalker{|s} Grim-Reaper{|s} Grave-Digger{|s} Undertaker{|s} Tomb-Robber{|s} Sphinx{|es} Lost Soul{|s} Vengeful Spirit{|s} Indian Warlord{|s} 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Platinum Ebony Ivory Green & Gold Orange & Purple Red & Yellow Black & White Polka-Dotted Pink Bloody Red Puke Green Glass & Chrome Ultraviolet Infra-Red Red-Gradient Yellow Dye #13 Invisible Autumn Brown Earthy Mahogany Ugly Beige Lead-Free Paint Chrome Plaid Paisley Yellow-Yellow Platnium Grecian Bronze Checkered-Black Bubblegum Pale Green Amber Grey Maroon Psychedellic Sunlight White-Wash Olive-Drab Khaki Urban Grey Vinyl Lemon Raspberry Peach Tone Acid-Wash Highly-Reflective Orange Day-Glo Turquoise Electric Blue Aquamarine Tar & Feather Sequined Gold Silver Gun-Metal Grey Tutti-Frutti Deep Purple Honey Brown Burnt Umber Crayola White Chip-Proof Blue Urine-Yellow Rusty Red Teal Neon Neon Sparkling Wine 24-bit Luminous Green Wheat-Tone Soft Pink %PLANET Pluto Mars Cloud-Nine Venus Mercury Neptune Saturn Jupiter Fat Man‚Äôs Naval Fat Lady‚Äôs Buttocks Uranus The Moon Solaris Orion Alpha Centauri Regulus Planet-X Faraway Moons Distant Suns Antares Inner-Space Outer Space Asteroid Halley‚Äôs Comet Alien Base Nevada Test Site Newly-Discovered Planetoid Shattered Moons 112th Street Saturn‚Äôs Rings Ganymede Polaris Beta Lyra Omicron-Ceti III Secret Laboratories Moon Crater Neutron Star Drifting Space Debris The Sun Unknown Star Galactic Equator The Edge Of A Dime %ET{s} Extra-Terrestrial{|s} Space Alien{|s} Space Critter{|s} Space Being{|s} Cyborg{|s} Alien{|s} Alien Life Form{|s} Martian{|s} Space Creature{|s} Space Visitor{|s} Off-Worlder{|s} Alien King{|s} Stellar Knight{|s} Headless Alien{|s} %DRUG Heroin LSD Angel Dust Coffee Mugs Plastic Cups Wineskins Plastic Pitchers Stir Sticks Ice Buckets Shot Glasses Grand Marnier Vodka B&B Louis XVII Brandy Drambuie Tia Maria Sex Coke Crank Dung-On-A-Stick Methamphetamine Pepsi Diet-Coke Purple Microdot Orange Sunshine Blotter Acid ‚ÄòX‚Äô Four-Way Window-Pane LSD LSD-25 Cocaine Crack Quaaludes Amphetamines PCP Pot Booze Moonshine Whiskey Scotch Malt Bourbon Barbiturates Valium Benzadrine Cough Syrup Opium Hash Laced Pot Poisoned Cocaine Tight-Bud Smoke Reefer Ganjah Lacivious Sex Acts Bizarre Sex Masturbation Fantasies Bong-Smoke Cow Manure Fine Wine Ripple Wine Boone‚Äôs Farm Strawberry Hill Purple Passion Everclear Bacardi 151¬∞ Bacardi Dark Root Beer Peach Schnapps Mint Julips Long Island Iced-Teas Boilermakers Iced Coffee Flavored Coffee Espresso Cappuccino Paint Thinner Airplane Glue Amaretto Meyer‚Äôs Rum Beer Samichlaus Beer George Killian‚Äôs Ale Moosehead Beer Fajita Marinade Soy Sauce Garlic Powder Black Pepper Bean-Dip Refried Beans Cream Cheese Cheddar Macho Hot Sauce Boiled Tomatoes Crushed Red Chili Salt Granulated Garlic Cumin Oregano Miller Genuine Draft J&B Scotch/Soda With A Twist Mescaline Peyote Buttons Psychadellic Mushrooms Mine-Grown Marijuana Vulgar Sex %FRUIT{as} {|a |}Strawberr{y|y|ies} {|an |}Apricot{||s} {|a |}Mango{||es} {|a |}Tomato{||es} {|a |}Banana{||s} {|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies} {|an |}Apple{||s} {|a |}Plum{||s} {|a |}Pear{||s} {|an |}Orange{||s} {|a |}Tangerine{||s} 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Stern Phil Chavez Jim Kennard Howard Fuller Shawn Hicks Phil Chavez Jim Kennard Howard Fuller Shawn Hicks Phil Chavez Jim Kennard Howard Fuller Shawn Hicks Roddy McDowwell Michael Landon Ronald Reagan Frank Sinatra Michael Jackson Paul McCartney Rush Limbaugh Noriega Carl Lange Carl Lange Carl Lange Lannis Reshkee Michael Jordan Donald Trump Geddy Lee Neil Peart Harrison Ford Ridley Scott Andy Summers Johnny Depp Billy Joel Rod Stewart Ozzy Osbourne Prince Sting Rob Lowe Bruce Willis Mick Jagger Donny Osmond Bono Sylvester Stallone Cap‚Äôn FishBlinks‚Ñ¢ Sean Penn Bob Dylan Peter Cushing Composer John Williams Jack Nicholson Robbin Williams Peter Weir Steven Spielberg Mark Hamil Christopher Lee Gary Oldman Matthew Modine Matthew Broderick Rodney Dangerfield David Copperfield Dean Martin Polish Casino Owner Bob Stupak Polish Casino Owner Bob Stupak Polish Casino Owner Bob Stupak George C. Scott Lew Wasserman John McTiernan Stanley Kubrick John Denver Neil Diamond Rob Halford David Letterman Johnny Carson Carl Sagan Ed McMahon John Sculley Steve Jobs Steve Wozniak Dennis Miller Arsenio Hall Moammar Khadafy Kenny Rogers Burt Reynolds Clint Eastwood John Davidson Richard Nixon Terry May LBJ Jimmy Carter Emilio Estevez Prince Charles Prince Andrew Prince William George Lucas Hugh Grant Luke Perry Spike Lee Jason Priestly David Duke Bill Clinton Bill Clinton Bill Clinton James Brown Smokey Robinson Gary Hart Jesse Helms Jesse Jackson Ross Perot George Bush George Bush George Bush George Bush Dan Quayle Dan Quayle Dan Quayle Dan Quayle William F. Buckley Gore Vidal Oliver Stone Pat Buchanan Jim Bakker Axl Rose Jimmy Swaggart Judas Priest Sly Stallone Alex Trebeck Slim Whitman Terry May Alan Burd Kenneth Branagh Krishna Shah Lannis Reshkee Chuck Bejarano Boxcar Willie Richard Clayderman Zamfir Mel Gibson Merv Griffin Joe Pesci Mr. Rogers Cookie Monster Billy Crystal Saddam Hussein Pee Wee Herman Bill Gates Mike Tyson Warren Beatty Jimmy Swaggart Oral Roberts L. Ron Hubbard Oral Roberts, Jr. Jimmy Swaggart Oral Roberts L. Ron Hubbard Oral Roberts, Jr. Ray Cassella Stan Blackwell Jimmy Swaggart Oral Roberts L. Ron Hubbard Oral Roberts, Jr. Geraldo Andy Rooney The ZoSo Stoner‚Ñ¢ Tom Cruise Don King Ted Kennedy Barry Levinson James Cameron John Ritter Danny DeVito Sean Connery Orville Redenbacher Michael Dukakkis Branford Marsallis Woody Allen Whitney Houston Sam Donaldson Peter Jennings Bernard Shaw Dan Rather Walter Cronkite Christopher Reeves Denholm Elliot Patrick Stuart Bill Bixby Jan-Michael Vincent David Carradine Eric Estrada Sam Shepard Christian Slater Wesley Snipes Patrick Swayze John Travolta John Turturro Jon Voight Robert Wagner Denzel Washington Gene Wilder Henry Winkler Woody Allen Mel Brooks Rob Reiner Martin Scorcese Harry Belafonte Garth Brooks Ray Charles Dick Clark Harry Connick, Jr. Michael Crawford Placido Domingo MC Hammer Quincy Jones Little Richard Barry Manilow Luciano Pavarotti Lou Rawls Frank Sinatra Stevie Wonder Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Wayne Gretsky Orel Hershiser Tommy LeSorda Magic Johnson Joe Montana Mikhail Barishnikov Gregory Hines Gene Kelly Johnny Carson Arsenio Hall Dan Ackroyd Kevin Bacon Corbin Bernsen Beau Bridges Jeff Bridges Lloyd Bridges Pierce Brosnan George Burns LeVar Burton Nicholas Cage Michael Caine Kevin Costner Ted Danson Robert DeNiro Michael Douglas Kirk Douglas Richard Dreyfuss Robert Duvall John Forsythe Michael J. Fox Morgan Freeman James Garner Richard Gere Danny Glover John Goodman Lou Gossett Jr. Charles Grodin George Hamilton Harry Hamlin Tom Hanks Dustin Hoffman Bob Hope Tom Hulce William Hurt Don Johnson James Earl Jones Raul Julia Michael Keaton Val Kilmer Kevin Klein Jack Lemmon Ray Liotta Steve Martin Dudley Moore Bob Newhart Nick Nolte Edward James Olmos Al Pacino Gregory Peck Lou Diamond Phillips River Phoenix Former LA Police Chief Daryl Gates Rodney King Vincent Price Dennis Quaid Robert Redford Keanu Reeves Burt Reynolds Tim Robbins Kurt Russell Tom Selleck Charlie Sheen Martin Sheen Chevy Chase Paul Williams Elton John Jim Neighbors Andy Grffith Ron Howard Bob & Doug MacKenzie Annie Lennox %FCELEB Princess Diana Whitney Houston Elton John Annie Lennox Michelle Pfeiffer Laurie Anderson Katie Couric Melanie Griffith Heather Thomas Anne Archer Glenn Close Rebecca Cross Jacklyn Smith Carol Kane Helen Slater Mariah Carey Nicolette Sheridan Brooke Shields Sissy Spacek Jean Stapleton Meryl Streep Jessica Tandy Kathleen Turner Lana Turner Cicely Tyson Liv Ullman Tracey Ullmann Lindsay Wagner Betty White JoBeth Williams Penny Marshall Olivia Newton-John The Judds Patti LaBelle Reba MacIntyre Melissa Manchester Liza Minelli Rita Moreno Dolly Parton Chynna Phillips Bernadette Peters Bonnie Raitt Diana Ross Beverly Sills Dionne Warwick Kristi Yamaguchi Debbie Allen Connie Chung Kathy Lee Gifford Dianne Sawyer Maria Shriver Oprah Winfrey Jacqueline Onassis Mother Teresa Kirstie Alley Julie Andrews Roseanne Arnold Anne Bancroft Kathy Bates Annette Bening Candace Bergen Carol Burnett Jamie Lee Curtis Geena Davis Rebecca DeMornay Phyllis Diller Shelley Duvall Sally Field Jodie Foster Terri Garr Estelle Getty Lee Grant Linda Hamilton Darryl Hannah Goldie Hawn Kathryn Hepburn Holly Hunter Anjelica Huston Amy Irving Jessica Lange Angela Lansbury Cloris Leachman Shelley Long Susan Lucci Sophia Loren Andie MacDowell Marlee Maitlin Mary McDonnell Juliet Mills Mary Tyler Moore Priscilla Presley Victoria Principal Vanessa Redgrave Debbie Reynolds Isabella Rosellini Meg Ryan Susan Sarandon Jane Seymour Natalie Cole Sheena Easton Margot Kidder Carrie Fischer Diane Keaton Bette Midler Charo Hillary Clinton Kathy Ireland Suzanne Pleshette Joyce DeWitt Di Queen Elizabeth Mary Hart Nancy Reagan Tammy Faye Bakker Linda Pruneski Connie Gurlach Whoopi Goldberg Demi Moore Julia Roberts Ivana Trump La Toya Jackson Janet Jackson Rosanne Arnold Linda Ronstadt Zsa Zsa Gabor Pat Schroeder Maggie Trudeau Maggie Thatcher Princess Caroline Fergie Princess Anne Sally Jessy Nell Carter Cher Jane Pauley Liz Taylor Liz Tina Turner Dolly Parton Cher Jane Fonda Eva Gabor Joan Rivers Cyndi Lauper Shirley Maclaine Barbra Streisand Paula Abdul Ivana Trump Barbara Bush Traci Lords Christy Brinkley Drew Barrymore %MLONGDEAD\* male persons dead long enough to be reincarnated as someone living Atilla the Hun Freud Marx Engels Darwin Plato Socrates Newton Pascal Kant Beethoven Bach Amadeus Mozart Brahms Mendelssohn Corelli Vivaldi Duke Ellington Louis Armstrong Dizzy Gillespie Benny Goodman Count Basie Humphrey Bogart Milton Dickens Orwell Eliot Yeats Whitman Kafka Dante Goethe Nietzsche Hugo Keats Byron Hemingway Eisenhower Truman Roosevelt Hoover Coolidge Taft Stalin Lenin Churchill Hitler Napoleon Mohammed Allah Confucius Brahma Vishnu King Henry VIII Abraham Lincoln George Washington Dr. Seuss Moses Hitler Mussolini Shakespeare Ben Franklin Socrates Einstein Michaelangelo Da Vinci Picasso Van Gogh Al Capone Stan Laurel Oliver Hardy Salvador Dali Monet Christopher Columbus Galileo Hal Roach Lee Harvey Oswald J. 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The Old Folk‚Äôs Home Near Downtown Las Vegas The Las Vegas Strip Tim‚Äôs ‚ÄúHermit-Cave‚Äù Bedroom The Old Folk‚Äôs Home Near Downtown Las Vegas The Las Vegas Strip Tim‚Äôs ‚ÄúHermit-Cave‚Äù Bedroom The Old Folk‚Äôs Home Near Downtown Las Vegas The Las Vegas Strip Tim‚Äôs ‚ÄúHermit-Cave‚Äù Bedroom Nellis Air-Force Base The Valley of Fire Austin, Nevada Highway 93 Wimpy‚Äôs Drive-In Rancho High School (North Las Vegas, Nevada) Zody‚Äôs Arcade Rancho High School Little Theatre Rancho High School Little Theatre Rancho High School Little Theatre Rancho High School Little Theatre Rancho High School Little Theatre Rancho High School Little Theatre Highway 93 Wimpy‚Äôs Drive-In Rancho High School (North Las Vegas, Nevada) Zody‚Äôs Arcade Highway 93 Wimpy‚Äôs Drive-In Rancho High School (North Las Vegas, Nevada) Zody‚Äôs Arcade Highway 93 Wimpy‚Äôs Drive-In Rancho High School (North Las Vegas, Nevada) Zody‚Äôs Arcade Enchanted Gardens Apartment Complex Near UNLV Jehovah‚Äôs Witnesses Kingdom 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Charleston Spring Mountain Range High Mountain Pass Steaming Bog Ancient Mineshaft Pie Factory Coffin Store Gun Store Terry‚Äôs Apartment \PLANET %FICTPLACE Middle Earth Planet Vulcan Land of Oz Atlantis Xanadu Ethereal Plane La-La Land %DISASTER Tornado Monsoon Typhoon Earthquake Hailstorm Meteor Shower Thunderstorm Tidal Wave Ocean Whirlpool Hurricaine Avalanche Rock-Slide Air-Disaster Cyclone Waterspout Tornado Fire Landslide Car Accident Nuclear Holocust Super-Nova Tidal Wave Tsunami Famine War Third-World Conflict Guerilla Uprising Dam-Break Forest Fire High Winds Lightning and Thunder Volcano Eruption Greenhouse Effect Flood Rainstorm Super-Nova %CAR Lamborghini Chevy Truck Ferrari Porsche 959 1967 Mercedes 250-S Rolls Royce Lotus Esprit Lexus Nissan Ford Truck Ford Tempo Volkswagen Stretch Limo Golf Cart Volvo Corvette Shelby Cobra Harley Kawasaki Moped Bicycle Mountain Bike Audi 5000 BMW 525i 924 Turbo Carerra 4x4 Jeep Range Rover Jaguar Vector V-12 Moon-Buggy Sandrailer Honda Accord Toyota Nissan Maxima Station Wagon 60‚Äôs Love-Van Micro-Bus Volkswagen Aston-Martin Austin-Healey Ford Escort Dodge Dart Chrysler LeBaron Mercury Caprice LTD Cadillac Edsel Studebaker Dump-Truck Forklift Fire Engine Datsun Camaro Z-28 Ice-Cream Truck Mail Truck Garbage Truck Porsche 935 Turbo DP Experimental Porsche Ford Mustang %HOMEAREA Garden Den Attic Game Room Garage Sun Room Loft Stairwell Pantry Foyer Courtyard Yard House Home Kitchen Living Room Broom Closet Driveway Alley Bathroom Patio Library Greenhouse %IMPLANTATION{as} {|a |}Tar & Feathering Device{||s} {|a |}Lemonade Machine{||s} {|a |}Donald Duck Orange Juice Carton{||s} {|a |}Vibrating Love Stick{||s} {|a |}Thrust Capacitor{||s} {|an |}Eye-Gouging Device{||s} {|an |}Orifice Penetrator{||s} {|a |}Love-Lube Aplicator{||s} {|a |}Brain-Scrambling Machine{||s} {|a |}Sonic Nail Cleaner{||s} {|an |}Orgasmic Stimulator{||s} {|a |}Soul-Probing Mechanism{||s} {|a |}Sex-Stimulator{||s} {|a |}Mind Control Device{||s} {|a |}Radio Beacon{||s} {|a |}Homing Device{||s} {|an |}Atomic Bomb{||s} {|an |}Erotic Message Teletype{||s} %BODYPART{s} Head Buttock{s} Navel Earlobe{s} Heart Nose Eye{s} Ear{s} Hand{s} Lung{s} Kidney{s} Appendix Leg{s} F{oot|eet} Stomach Toenail{s} Inscisor Teeth Capilaries Ascending Colon Bladder Urinary Tract Pancreas Liver Spleen Left Foot Adrenal Gland{s} Nostril{s} Toupe√© Receding Hairline Pituitary Gland Neuron{s} Baby Fat Naval Belly-Button False Teeth Artificial Limb{s} Prosthetic Device{s} Spinal Column Forehead Cheeckbone{s} Stomach Lining Skull Cavity Nasal Passage{s} Reproductive Organ{s} %MAIN \CONST %CELEBINVOLVED \! ‚Äî \CELEB Reveals All \! ‚Äî \CELEB Tells Reporter, ‚ÄúGo To Hell!‚Äù \! ‚Äî \CELEB Took It On The Jaw! \! ‚Äî \CELEB Tells All \! ‚Äî \CELEB May Be Involved \! ‚Äî \CELEB Tells Tale \! ‚Äî \CELEB Has No Comment \! ‚Äî \CELEB Says \PERSON Told All \! ‚Äî \CELEB Wants \CELEB To Know! \! ‚Äî \CELEB, \CELEB & \CELEB Were In On It! , Says \CELEB , Relates \CELEB \! ‚Äî \CELEB Tells \CELEB! %PRSCIENTIFIC (2) (2)\! ‚Äî \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof (2)\! ‚Äî \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Say It‚Äôs No Joke! (2)\! ‚Äî \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST Proves It! \! ‚Äî Astonishing Evidence Offers Proof \! ‚Äî Scientists Confirm \! ‚Äî \PERSON Swears \! ‚Äî The Pope Offers Proof! \! ‚Äî Church Leaders Deny It! \! ‚Äî Scientist Confirms \! ‚Äî Scientists Baffled \! ‚Äî \SCIENTIST/s Baffled \! ‚Äî \CELEB Meets with \SCIENTIST About It \! ‚Äî ‚ÄúImpossible!‚Äù Says \SCIENTIST \! ‚Äî Say \SCIENTIST/s %PRCELEB (4) \! ‚Äî \MADNESS \CELEB Has Scars to Prove it! \! ‚Äî \CELEB Shoots Self Over It! \! ‚Äî ‚ÄúHoly Sh‚Äî‚Äî!,‚Äù Says \CELEB \! ‚Äî ‚ÄúTo Hell With You ALL!,‚Äù Says \CELEB \! ‚Äî And \CELEB Watched with \CELEB! \! ‚Äî \CELEB Has Scars to Prove it! (3)\! ‚Äî \CELEB‚Äôs Diary Proves It! (3)\! ‚Äî \CELEB‚Äôs \RELATIVE Tells All! \! ‚Äî ‚ÄúJust Like I Thought,‚Äù Says \CELEB \! ‚Äî Catch The Rolling Stone Interview \! ‚Äî \CELEB‚Äôs Spokesman Says So! %PRPHOTO (4) \! ‚Äî National Enquirer Photo Exclusive \! ‚Äî Exclusive Weekly World News Photos \! ‚Äî A Star Photo Exclusive \! ‚Äî Sex-Mag Exclusive \! ‚Äî Astrological Charts Verify It! \! ‚Äî Says Mysterious Sky Writing! \! ‚Äî Video Passes Hands! \! ‚Äî Video at 11 \! ‚Äî Barbara Walters Special, 9PM \! ‚Äî Exclusive Pictures Inside \! ‚Äî Videotapes Tell All! \! ‚Äî Picture is Worth 1000 Words! \! ‚Äî You Won‚Äôt Believe Your Eyes! \! ‚Äî Shocking Tapes Found \! ‚Äî \PERSON Has Pix \! ‚Äî \PERSON Swears Under Oath! \! ‚Äî Pix Inside \! ‚Äî \PERSON Has Video %PROOF (8)\PRCELEB (8)\PRSCIENTIFIC (10)\PRPHOTO \! ‚Äî New Book Claims \! ‚Äî \PERSON Confirms \! ‚Äî Scrolls Back It Up! \! ‚Äî Book of Mormon Reveals \! ‚Äî Catholic Bible Backs It Up! \! ‚Äî Dictionary Gives Approval \! ‚Äî Says Encyclopedia Britanica \! ‚Äî A Drunken \CELEB Sadly Confirmed %ACQUITTED (4) \! ‚Äî Then is Acquitted by Jury \! ‚Äî Acquitted by Jury \! ‚Äî Jury Acquits \! ‚Äî And Is Acquitted! \! ‚Äî And Survives Gas Chamber! \! ‚Äî Then Kills Lawyer! %CONST ‚ÄúKiller \KILLER/s From \PLANET \EAT/d My \CHILD‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB\PRPHOTO ‚Äú\CELEB is Really \ET From \PLANET‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB ‚Äú\CELEB is Actually \ET From \PLANET‚Äù \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s \MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \DEFINITEPLACE, It‚Äôs Official!\PRPHOTO Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s \CELEB Can Cure \DISEASE Using \FRUIT From \SILLYPLACE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s \FOOD/s Gave Me \DISEASE, \SAY/s \PERSON ‚Äú\ET/s From \PLANET Gave Me \DISEASE‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB ‚Äú\CELEB Gave Me \DISEASE‚Äù \SAY/s \PERSON\PROOF ‚Äú\FICTCHAR is For Real!‚Äù\PRSCIENTIFIC ‚Äú\FICTCHAR Pissed in the Woods‚Äù\PRSCIENTIFIC ‚Äú\FICTCHAR is Alive!‚Äù\PRPHOTO ‚Äú\MCELEB is Really My Father,‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB ‚Äú\FCELEB is Really My Mother,‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FICTPLACE \CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in \BADTIME \PERSON, Stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s\ACQUITTED \CELEB Falls \NUMBER Thousand Feet out of \AIRCRAFT ‚Ä¶ and Survives ‚Äú\ET/s From \PLANET Landed in my \HOMEAREA and \EAT/d \NUMBER \FRUIT/s‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB \FCELEB Gives Birth to \NUMBER1 \CHILD/s\CELEBINVOLVED \UNUSUAL \PERSON/s \KILL \NUMBER2 in \BADTIME \RELIGION Monks Report \UFFO Sighting in \DEFINITEPLACE\! ‚Äî ‚ÄúThey Came From \PLANET!‚Äù\PROOF BUSTED! \FCELEB Has Sex With \MCELEB On Hood Of \COLOR \CAR, \PROOF My Case of \DISEASE Has Turned Me \COLOR, Says \PERSON Real-Life Ghost-Busters Exorcise \GHOST/ from \CELEB/ ‚Äôs Home in \PLACE \CHILD \KILL/d by Pet \KILLERX\PHOTO \CELEB Opens \DEFINITEPLACE-Style Restaurant for \CAR Owners! \IMPRESSIVE \KILLER from \DEFINITEPLACE \PERSON Sells \DRUG in Streets To Buy \CAR for \PERSON \REALWEAPON Found Under Seat Of \AIRCRAFT On Way To \PLANET, \NUMBER Passengers Evacuated Into \COLOR \ABSTRACTPLACE. \DRUG-Using \RELIGION Says ‚ÄúI Climbed \ABSTRACTPLACE To Find \FICTCHAR!‚Äù ‚ÄúI Chopped my \RELATIVE To Death with \WEAPON/a‚Äù ‚Äî \PERSON ‚ÄúMy \RELATIVE Used \FRUIT-Flavored \WEAPON on \CELEB‚Äù ‚Äî \PERSON \PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON \FCELEB Lost Her Virginity to \PERSON in Back of \CAR, Says \MCELEB \FCELEB Tells of \BADTIME with \MCELEB. ‚ÄúHe Threatened Me with \WEAPON/a‚Äù \MCELEB Tells of \BADTIME with \FCELEB. ‚ÄúShe Threatened Me with \WEAPON/a‚Äù \FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF \PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a \PERSON Knows How To Drive A \CAR to \PLANET in \NUMBER Days! It‚Äôs True! \DISASTER Sweeps \PERSON To \PLANET! Homeless Man is Actually \FICTCHAR! ‚ÄúI Will Work for \DRUG,‚Äù Says Homeless \PERSON - Pictures Inside! Celeb Shocker: \CELEB Caught in \FRUIT Orgy at \CELEB‚Äôs Mansion ‚ÄúElvis Died Because He \KILL/d \FOOD/s,‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF ‚ÄúCarl John Lange Is Hiding-Out On \PLANET,‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \KILLER Girl \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Clone \KILLER Boy \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Create \AIRCRAFT Using \FCELEB‚Äôs Hormones Brain of \LONGDEAD Found In \HOMEAREA‚Äî‚ÄîSoaking In \DRUG!\PROOF My \BODYPART Can Quilt \COLOR \CAR Covers! \FRUIT/a Can Make Delicious Dinner For \NUMBER, says \RELIGION! \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s with \WEAPON\ACQUITTED \NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \REALWEAPON Murderer. ‚ÄúI Would Do It Again‚Äù Says \CELEB \CELEB Paints \PERSON‚Äôs \CAR A Wild Shade Of \COLOR ‚Äî‚Äî ‚ÄúBaloney!‚Äù Says Friend \MCELEB \FICTCHAR Looks \COLOR In The Headlights of Used \CAR\PROOF \FICTCHAR Wears \COLOR Leather Jackets and Lives In \ABSTRACTPLACE, Claims \MADNESS \PERSON \PERSON Struck By Lightning\! ‚Äî \NUMBER Times! \SILLYPLACE Has \COLOR Sunsets, \PROOF \LONGDEAD Rises From The Dead! \SILLYPLACE Floats Over \DEFINITEPLACE! IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD?!? \REALWEAPON And A Bag Full Of \DRUG - Bad Company For Suicidal \CELEB WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?! \LONGDEAD‚Äôs Tomb In \DEFINITEPLACE Burglarized! Body Replaced With \REALWEAPON! \RELIGION Claims Responsibility! Jury Acquits Notorious \REALWEAPON Murderer From \DEFINITEPLACE \MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \DEFINITEPLACE. ‚ÄúIs It Love?‚Äù \IMPLANTATION Salesman Marries \FICTCHAR! \REALWEAPON In Hand, \PERSON Jumps From \ABSTRACTPLACE, Blames \FCELEB... \PERSON/ ‚Äôs \UNUSUAL Claim: ‚Äú\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted \IMPLANTATION in my \BODYPART/s‚Äù Why Worry? \FCELEB Says \FICTCHAR Told Of Good Times For \DEFINITEPLACE In Near Future! \FCELEB Caught Using \IMPLANTATION On \FCELEB. Husband \MCELEB Is Shocked. ‚ÄúI Shot \CELEB,‚Äù Says \PERSON, ‚ÄúAnd I Did It For \DRUG!‚Äù ‚ÄúI Can Smoke \DRUG Using My \BODYPART,‚Äù Claims \SCIENTIST ‚ÄúDoes \FICTCHAR Exist?‚Äù \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence \FICTCHAR Seen on Road to \SILLYPLACE Travelling To \DEFINITEPLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT\PRCELEB ‚Äú\DRUG, \DRUG & A Wild, Wild \FATTRACTIVEPERSON,‚Äù Says \MCELEB, ‚ÄúAre A Way Of Life!‚Äù ‚Äú\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \CHILD,‚Äù \SAY/s \PERSON ‚ÄúThey used \UNUSUAL \DRUG on my Mother,‚Äù says Frightened \FCELEB ‚Äú\MCELEB is the Father of my \CHILD,‚Äù \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON ‚Äú\FCELEB is the Mother of my \CHILD,‚Äù \SAY/s \MCELEB \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB ‚Äî Claims Sex Change \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \MCELEB \MCELEB Caught Naked With \MCELEB in \AIRCRAFT! Experimental \AIRCRAFT Spotted In \CELEB‚Äôs Driveway! ‚ÄúI am the Reincarnation of \LONGDEAD,‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB ‚ÄúI Had Sex With \LONGDEAD in an Abandoned \ABSTRACTPLACE,‚Äù \SAY/s \CELEB \FCELEB Quits TV Show, Says \PERSON Is Stalking Her! ‚ÄúI was \LONGDEAD in Past Life‚Äù ‚Äî \CELEB \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB was Married to \MLONGDEAD in Previous Life I Shot \FRUIT/a From My \BODYPART, Claims \PERSON ‚ÄúI Spoke to \DCELEB Through \FRUIT/a‚Äù \SAY/s \PERSON ‚ÄúI Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE‚Äù \SAY/s \PERSON \LONGDEAD Now Has Late-Nite Cable Talk-Show \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF \SCIENTIST Befuddled! \FICTCHAR Seen Driving \CAR! In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, Self \NUMBER Dead in \BADTIME\PRPHOTO I Was a Teenage \GHOST from \SILLYPLACE, Claims \FCELEB \PERSON, Sleeping Under \ABSTRACTPLACE, Sees Vision of \SILLYPLACE!\PROOF \MCELEB To Personal Psychiatrist: ‚ÄúWhat Makes Me Want To \KILL?‚Äù \RELIGION Death Squad Targets \RELIGION! \SILLYPLACE Said To Be Home Of \NUMBER Foot \FOOD/s!\PROOF \Came ‚Äú\CELEB is Addicted to \DRUG‚Äù\PRCELEB ‚Äú\CELEB Dead From \DRUG‚Äù\PRCELEB \MLONGDEAD & \FLONGDEAD were Lovers!\PROOF My \HOMEAREA Smells Like \DRUG, Says \MADNESS \SCIENTIST \MCELEB & \FCELEB are Same Person!\PRPHOTO ‚Äú\FICTCHAR Found in \PLACE‚Äù \SAY/s \PERSON ‚Äú\FICTCHAR Found Dead in \ABSTRACTPLACE‚Äù \SAY/s \PERSON\PROOF ‚Äú\DCELEB is Alive,‚Äù \SAY/s \SPIRITUAL \PERSON \FCELEB Crashes Boyfriend‚Äôs \CAR Into \PERSON‚Äôs \HOMEAREA! A Love for \DRUG Nearly Killed Me, Says \PERSON \DISASTER Blamed for Death of \CELEB, Says \PERSON \CELEB Sues \RELATIVE After \BADTIME\CELEBINVOLVED \GHOST/s Frighten \PERSON Out of Home\PRSCIENTIFIC \GHOST/s Terrorize \PERSON In Broad Daylight! \GHOST/s Are Living In \DEFINITEPLACE, \PERSON Testifies ‚ÄúGhost of \LONGDEAD Living in my \HOMEAREA‚Äù ‚Äî \PERSON \CELEB in Love With \FICTCHAR\CELEBINVOLVED \CELEB Has \DISEASE\INVOLVED \CELEB Wants to Know What Having \DISEASE is Like, Says \PERSON \CELEB and \NUMBER2 \ATTRACTIVEPERSON/s Found With \FRUIT/s CAUGHT! \MCELEB with \FATTRACTIVEPERSON \IMPRESSIVE \CAR Found In \DEFINITEPLACE Digsite, Believed To Be \NUMBER Million Years Old! \FATTRACTIVEPERSON Killed By \FRUIT \CAR \MCELEB Has Sex With \FATTRACTIVEPERSON in Subway Tunnel \FCELEB and \MATTRACTIVEPERSON in Secret Tryst\PRPHOTO \CELEB Grabs \WEAPON/a, Kills \NUMBER \IMPRESSIVE \FRUIT Diet \CELEB Banished, Forced To Live In \ABSTRACTPLACE For \NUMBER Years! \DRUG Cures \DISEASE if Used Inside \AIRCRAFT During \DISASTER, Experts Say \SPIRITUAL Betting On \SPORT Games Drives \MCELEB To Bankruptcy!\PROOF \FCELEB Blamed for Fatal \DISASTER...by \PERSON Living in Next-Door \HOMEAREA \UNUSUAL \FCELEB Jumps From \AIRCRAFT for New Movie! Oh Boy! \FCELEB ‚ÄúDoes-It-All‚Äù For \PERSON Convention in Downtown \DEFINITEPLACE! \NUMBER Feared Lost In \IMPRESSIVE \ABSTRACTPLACE - See Centerspread UNBELIEVABLE: \MCELEB, \MCELEB, \MCELEB & \MCELEB Make Love To \FCELEB On Stage! Dismembered \BODYPART Found In Woods Of \DEFINITEPLACE, May Belong To \LONGDEAD! \SPORT Player Kidnapped By Alien \AIRCRAFT‚Äî‚ÄîIN MID-GAME! \AIRCRAFT Found On \PLANET!\PRPHOTO \ANIMAL \YOUNGSTER Found In \PLACE\PRSCIENTIFIC \LONGDEAD Was Gay, \SAY \SCIENTIST/s WE GOT THE GOODS! \UNUSUAL \IMPLANTATION Made \FCELEB Talk Of The Town! \FCELEB Shows Her Breasts At \UNUSUAL Party! \MCELEB Found Holding \FCELEB‚Äôs \BODYPART! SCANDALOUS! \MCELEB Treats \PERSON To Dinner At Posh \DEFINITEPLACE Location, Demands \DRUG In Return! \LONGDEAD‚Äôs Final Words: ‚ÄúJust Give Me \DRUG And A Nice Game Of \SPORT!‚Äù \NUMBER Dead When \CAR Explodes At Televised \SPORT Match! \RELIGION Says ‚Äú\FICTCHAR Made Me Do It!‚Äù Why Did \FCELEB Follow \MCELEB‚Äôs \AIRCRAFT with a \PERSON? See Inside! %%